PTSD jokes

Why did 10 have PTSD?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

How do you start a dance party?

Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.

Me: Hey, how are you?

Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3

Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?

Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.

Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!

Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)

Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!

Me: Ok, and their names?

Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!

Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)

Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.

Me: Ok, see you soon! :3

Me now hates my life. :)

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

The Las Vegas shooting.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.