Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
“Poor old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, “So how many have you caught today?
”The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree
They thought their parents would catch them
Why do the police never catch the orphan? The orphan is not wanted
What Did The Fat Guy Say when He Fell off the Ladder? Catch Me!
I Love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball though.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree? The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What did the twin tower say to the other? I need to catch this plane
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home
The orphan where do I go
The teacher home
Orphan catch me on the streets then
why fall harry out the boat because hes hooked!
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
Why can’t orphans play catch? They never had a dad to teach them
I tried to catch air one... I mist
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
How do you catch an elephant? Act like a peanut.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball He didn't no where home was
