Child Abuse jokes
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison? I feel like a kid again.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.