Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile
if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHILD ABUSE AND ABANDONMENT?
THE ABUSED ONES ARE FORCED TO LISTEN WHILE BEING ABUSED WHILE ABANDONED KIDS CRY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE PARENTS ANYMORE
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
What are a doctor's and a wwe fighters ideas on child abuse Doctor's. Wwe fighters Don't do it, it does not help. If it can crawl, it Mood behavior can brawl
