"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dude stepped on a screw and is in "ex-screw-ciating" pain. Get it? Like, excruciating but with "screw" in it? It's wordplay, dingus, and I bet you think ketchup is spicy.
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