Health jokes
My dick itches.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!