Health jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
I did a good walk and I...