Health jokes
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
Memes
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What can you catch, but not throw?
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.