What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Ebola Jokes
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.