Cheesecake jokes

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

No matter how much I love cake...

I would never dessert you.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

20 likes by just cheese.

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.