Health jokes

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.

I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D

Have you met Bofa?

Bofa deez blind kids!

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.

When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!

Back bent.

Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.

Alles tut weh.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!

Me: My therapist says I need those to live.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

Parademic