Health jokes
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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
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What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.