Parademic jokes
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
No pine, no gain!
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.
Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.
Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
"Slow and steady wins the race."
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.