Parademic

Parademic Jokes

Virus

"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."

Squirrel

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

Date

I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

Fox

Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.

Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.

Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.

Acorn

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”

Horse

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.