I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
Peppa pig like pandemics
They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
No pine, no gain!
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party? He was roasted.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
Don’t look! I saw you pecan through the window
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
