Peppa pig like pandemics
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!
No pine, no gain!
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party? He was roasted.
Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
The nut is so solid it’s peanut brittle.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache? A pistachio.
Slow and steady wins the race
If wishes were horses Beggars would ride: If turnips were watches I would wear one by my side. And if if’s and an’s were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected
