"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
No pine, no gain!
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.
Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.
Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
What did one nut say to the other? “Cashew later.”
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend? Act like a nut.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
