Parademic jokes
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
I have no problem getting dates online. I鈥檝e also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
The joke about the giraffe鈥檚 neck is far too long to tell.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
No pine, no gain!
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.
Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.
Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!