Peppa pig like pandemics
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
No pine, no gain!
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party? He was roasted.
Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
What did one nut say to the other? “Cashew later.”
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
How do you catch an elephant? Act like a peanut.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
