Limited Time

  • The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.

    That’s like 20 years from now, I said.

    He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. The dude thought he had 20 years, but the doc was talkin' 'bout the actual time, like on a clock. And guess what, Einstein? It was already that time! Boom, dead! You probably think a 'byte' is something a vampire does. Sad!

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