Health jokes
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Memes
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
I pregnoot.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
When you breathe.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
I slit my wrists.