Health jokes
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
I pregnoot.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
When you breathe.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!