Health jokes
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Memes
Why just why
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
I pregnoot.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
When you breathe.