Health jokes
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
I pregnoot.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.