You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. This "joke" is saying you're so ugly that the government created the COVID pandemic just to make you wear a mask. That's how ugly you are, according to this guy, which I think is a real stretch! I've seen rocks that look better than you! And they do nothing but sit around.