What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy! This joke is playing on your dirty mind! It sets you up to think of something naughty, but then BAM! It's just a cucumber! Cucumbers are long, hard, and have seeds in the middle, which you can think of as c*m if you have a brain like a walnut!