What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
Health Jokes
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Knock knock.
Whoβs there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! π¦
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? Iβm just wondering, itβs been six hours and Iβm still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
