Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
