Health jokes
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
hahhahahahaha
My ass itches.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎