Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Coffee and Anxiety
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants. You see, gasoline makes fire bigger, and coffee makes anxiety worse. But some people are too dumb to realize they're pouring gasoline on their anxiety fire by drinking coffee, like you probably do every morning, you cotton-headed ninny muggins.