Bluetooth jokes

Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.

What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?

They sync properly.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.