my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Covid be like I'm going to take your breath away
Why did Muhammad Ali go down because he couldn't stand the cancer
Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: *tooth hurty* Dad: all right
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
How can you tell an anti vaccine kid
It's only got 10 hours to live
I went to the doctors yesterday I said: when I touch my back it hurts when I touch my knee it hurts when I touch anything it hurts! 😣 what’s wrong with me Doctor: you’ve broken your finger
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam. That being said I wish he hadn't!
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.
Today I went to the doctor for a test and he said I have 10 months to live. So later that day I stabbed him to death & the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful like cyanide
