Health jokes

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

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AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".

What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?

Walking.

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?

Alps clear the mind! Haha.

"Ouch!"

"What's wrong?"

"I stepped on a screw."

"Are you ok?"

"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"

I love riding my bike 🚲.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.

Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.

Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"