What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life
a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down because he couldn't stand the cancer
Covid be like I'm going to take your breath away
Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: *tooth hurty* Dad: all right
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
