Paralympics Medal

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about perspective. Winning a medal at the Paralympics is great and all, but being able to walk without needing any assistance? Well, that's even better. It's like saying free pizza is awesome, but having all the money in the world to buy any pizza you want whenever you want is way more awesome. Duh. You wouldn't understand, though, judging from the way you keep tripping over your own feet.