Health jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.