Health jokes
"You is so black your mama fainted."
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
It's still depression, by the way.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.