Health jokes
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Fat.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.