What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.