Health jokes
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Keep yourself safe!
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.