Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
Listen up, chucklehead! The dude says he's got 50 seconds left, right? And the doc's all like, "Hold up, lemme have a whole minute!" It's funny 'cause doctors are supposed to be quick on the draw, not dragging their feet when someone's about to kick the bucket! You probably thought a minute was 60 seconds. Dingus.