A Matter of Time

  • Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"

    Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead! The dude says he's got 50 seconds left, right? And the doc's all like, "Hold up, lemme have a whole minute!" It's funny 'cause doctors are supposed to be quick on the draw, not dragging their feet when someone's about to kick the bucket! You probably thought a minute was 60 seconds. Dingus.

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