Sneaker jokes
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
Community talk
My life is far from basic The emptiness around the void inside me like it's vacant Finding ways to feel it, unfulfilled's a natural villain As I battle mental illness, often clashing with my brilliance Now I'm smoking reefer 'til ashes crumble down And hit my sneakers, my fear and anxiety is off the meters The only thing I know is I don't know, storm into the unknown Shit is getting rocky with touchstone