Sneaker jokes

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans.

I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers.

What do you call a mouse with sneakers?

Squeakers!

What did the shoe say to the other shoe?

Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?

Ad-lib-idas.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme sneakers.