Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandmas dead
LITTLE JOHNNY WAS AT HOME AND THEN HE WENT TO HIS GRANDMA'S HOUSEHE WENT THERE TO CUSS SO HE WOULDN'T GET IN TROUBLE. AND SECRETLY GRANDMA CALLED HIS MOMMA TO COME PICK HIM UP. MOMMA ASK WHAT LITTLE JOHNNY DID AND SHE SAID HE CUSSED AND CUSSED AND CUSSED. GRANNY HAD ENOUGH AND CALLED MOM AGAIN MOMMA SAID LITTLE JOHNNY WAS GROUNDED FOR 2 WEEKS AND LITTLE JOHNNY CUSSED SOME MORE NOW HE GROUNDED FOR 3 WEEKS
I ran out of bras, so I wore.... MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
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When your grandma says your she's rusty but still manages to teach you
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
This kid was going to sleep and h said night mum night dad and night gramma and bye grandpa next morning grandpa died and the next night he said night dad night mum night grandma and gramma died the next morning and the next night he said night mum bye dad and they heard the postman died bc he was the dad lol
Grandma I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s One second later Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish, and necrophilia. A: a few weeks.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
i remeber my grandma last words what are you doing with that axe
Knock knock "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah it's a penis.
You I didn’t see you there the pizza place is hunted bad so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁 The end or is it bye-bye
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
