Grandma jokes

I remember my grandma's last words:

"What are you doing with that axe?"

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.

You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?

When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”

I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"

My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.