Kid's Deadly Goodbyes

This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.

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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a kid who is basically the Grim Reaper. Every time he says "goodbye" to someone at night, they kick the bucket the next day. Grandpa goes first, then Grandma. So, when the kid says "goodbye" to his dad, they figure out the postman is gonna bite the dust because he's the real dad! Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?

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UMM... Obviously copied. and u gave it away at the end. AND THERE IS NO FREAKIN PUNCTUATION!!