Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
my mom told me to unplug all the electronics so i unplugged my grandma Life Support
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible......I thought she was a smurf.....
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma's ashes was sugar.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma? I cried when I cut up the onions
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"
gramma:when we go to a wedding whispers ur next
at a funeral iwhisper ur next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg
damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandmas dead
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die. What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
One day little johnny went to his grandma's house and she asks "do you like nuts" and little johnny says "yes i like nuts" and his grandma says "okay then grab them out of the cabinet" so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says "whats wrong?" little johnny says "i thought they were real nuts." and his grandma fainted.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
So little Johnny was waking to the bath room and he said grandma said why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
