Elderly

Elderly Jokes

Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?

Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?

A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."

2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times

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Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"

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I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war

So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.

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My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone, I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.