This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were, I responded "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
What does a phone and a grandma have incomen. They both die What's the difference between them. If you shove something up your grandmas ass she wont come back to life
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers \..is that they collapsed faster then my grandma heuhfuwvuhwnefudhnweufhwuerhfiuwero0iuruqei9ri0op-or029t5093-854984598948598495io4k5ihwjfawswdeghtjhtybg fgvcr
What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
Grandma: most people your age, have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
the twin towers collapsed faster then my grandma did.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help
My grandma was telling me to be positive. As i was going in for an aids test
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.
But it I'm not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire...
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
I will always remember my grandmas last words, what are you doing with that pillow