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My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were, I responded "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
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I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest Son: wheres grandma?
Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*
I had recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.
We found out that she died............... from an autopsy
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it. “They see me rollin’, they hating”
This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
“Grandma, tell me a story!” I said as we huddled near the campfire “Alright,” She said “Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches.” “Where is Timmy now?” I asked Grandma pointed to the campfire.
I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
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What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
the twin towers collapsed faster then my grandma did.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help
My grandma was telling me to be positive. As i was going in for an aids test
Grandma: most people your age, have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
