A dyslexic man walks into a bra
Anonymi Spools
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".
Yo dad's so stupid he came back after he got the milk.