Government jokes
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Biden did 9/10.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Memes
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Labor party.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Queen, (DYM 86)
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
King.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?