Government jokes
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy