Government jokes
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Biden did 9/10.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Why does America have more guns than people?
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
...
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.