Government jokes
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
Biden did 9/10.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Why does America have more guns than people?
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
...
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.