Government jokes
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Biden did 9/10.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Memes
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Queen, (DYM 86)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Labor party.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Trump is ass.