Government jokes
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Biden did 9/10.
Memes
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Queen, (DYM 86)
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Why does America have more guns than people?
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
...
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.