Government jokes
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Queen, (DYM 86)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Labor party.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
The last two presidents of the US.