Government jokes
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Memes
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Biden did 9/10.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Queen, (DYM 86)
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Why does America have more guns than people?
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.