Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Trump.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Man I hate the government
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
