Government jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Memes
Looks about right
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
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Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Why does America have more guns than people?
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.