Government jokes
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
The CONSTITUTION is not optional.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
What did Obama ask Trump?
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.