Government jokes
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Trump is ass.
The last two presidents of the US.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA