Government jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
Trump is ass.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
The last two presidents of the US.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
King.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?