Government jokes
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
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What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Why does America have more guns than people?
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Biden did 9/10.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.