Government jokes
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Make America Great Britain again!
Memes
Looks about right
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
The last two presidents of the US.
Trump is ass.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA