Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
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Alright listen up, chucklenut. The joke plays on "mandate" and "man date". Get it? Politicians might be closeted (gay) and go on man dates with each other. Since you are asking I am guessing you didn't, you dumb dumb!