English Chess Skills

Why are the English so bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smarty pants! This joke is based on wordplay. "Queen" refers to the Queen of England and a queen in chess, ya dingus. The English are bad at chess, because, well, they lost their queen. Also, you are probably not good at chess.

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