Washington and Beaver

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

Eye
George Washington
Animal
History
Government
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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it sets you up to think George Washington and a beaver have some super important thing in common. But nah, it's just that they both got eyes. Like, duh! You probably need eyes to read this, genius.