George W. Bush jokes

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”

Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”

"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

How 9/11 Happened!:

Hey Bush, Truth or dare?

Bush is innocent, he's white...

Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.

What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?

One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.

What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?

It just doesn't work...

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

What comes after 611? 711.

What comes after that? 811.

What comes after that? George W. Bush.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."