George W. Bush jokes

How 9/11 Happened!:

Hey Bush, Truth or dare?

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”

Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

What comes after 611? 711.

What comes after that? 811.

What comes after that? George W. Bush.

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.