Government jokes

How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?

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NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.

If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?

Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?

I did nazi that coming!

Long live the quee—Oh wait...

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.

What is the Mexican police number?

9 Juan Juan.

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.

What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?

The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.

(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)

Who is king of the insects? The Monarch.

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

Trump.

Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!

I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."

Hillary Clinton would make a good president.

What do you call a bullet head?

JFK.

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!