Government jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Biden... get it?
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Make America Great Britain again!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.