Government jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Memes
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
ememe
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?