Government jokes
Biden... get it?
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Memes
The CONSTITUTION is not optional.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Make America Great Britain again!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?