Government jokes
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
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Memes
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Biden... get it?
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!