Government jokes
Make America Great Britain again!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Biden... get it?
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Memes
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.