Government jokes
Biden... get it?
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Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Make America Great Britain again!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.