There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Government Jokes
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
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A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
