Government jokes
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
ememe
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Biden... get it?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Make America Great Britain again!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.