Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the KGB was the main security agency for the Soviet Union. They were known for silencing people with violence. So, the joke is that the KGB doesn't have time for your silly questions. They're here to take names and kick butt! You wouldn't get it, you probably still think the Cold War is just a weather forecast.