Government jokes
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
which meme is the best
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
The last two presidents of the US.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Biden did 9/10.
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Trump.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.