Government jokes
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Memes
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.