Government jokes
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.