Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Government Jokes
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
