Government jokes
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.