Government jokes
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...