Government jokes
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.