Government jokes
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Memes
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.