Government jokes
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?