
US Government jokes
BIDEN!
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
Solve world hunger: $10 My paycheck: $10 US Government:


