US Government jokes

BIDEN!

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.