Government jokes

Trump said: "Let's make America great again."

Translation by Democrats:

"Let's fake America again."

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.

Texans: Don't mess with Texas.

*snows 1 inch*

Texans: Please help us, President Biden!

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...

How do you spell "cognitive mess?"

J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.

Trump said schools are not petting zoos.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.

ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!

What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!

U.S.A: No Queen?

England: No towers?

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?

I did nazi that coming!

"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."

"Why?"

"He was very open-minded!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...