Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙