Government jokes
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Biden... get it?
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Super Boy from Korea.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.