Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Queen, (DYM 86)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Biden did 9/10.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Why does America have more guns than people?
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
