My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Super Boy from Korea.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
