Go jokes
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.