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My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

The image shows a split panel, with the top half depicting a person pointing his finger forward with the text "What if you". The top right panel shows an image of heaven with the text "Wanted to go to Heaven". The bottom left panel shows the same person, but this time with his mouth open and finger pointing up with the text "But god said". The bottom right has a longer text asking "is your name amy and are you the smelly Indian who everyone hates because she was so fucking jealous of a guy who literally said he wouldn't online date anymore as soon as he saw your face? is that you?"

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.

Why did the booty go to the party?

It heard it was a "bash."

Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?

He couldn’t climb the stairway.

If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?

Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!

Superman has been called to a huge house fire.

Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"

Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"

Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."

Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?

A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

Why did the hobo go back to the future?

To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.