Go jokes
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Go to community, I'm bored.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!