Go jokes
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Go to community, I'm bored.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.