I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
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Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
My dad went to go get milk.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
