Go Jokes

I love making jokes about orphans!!!! What are they going to do tell their parents!!

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

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Why did the booty go to the party?

It heard it was a "bash."

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

Read the name.

Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!

Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2) To WITHDRAW some BEATS

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.