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Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.