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Cereal

24 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago
A box of Case-o's cereal with a picture of a person giving a thumbs up. The cereal is said to be the finest cereal and that Twitch Bits can get you. It is made with real honey and can help lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet.
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    • Hot pocket

    62 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"
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    • Skeleton

    37 views · Anonymous · 6 months ago

    GET YOUR CALCIUM FOLKS!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #5

    A humorous image shows a silver Jeep Wrangler driving at night, heavily decorated with several skeleton figures. Skeletons are visible in the driver's seat, back seat, on the roof rack, and hanging off the spare tire at the back. The text at the top reads: "Hop in loser we're gonna go searching for calcium."
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    • Cannon

    10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A cute white and brown puppy with its paw up, standing on a white surface. The image text says: "salutations huzz! can I please get a peek at your calcium cannons?"
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    • Milk

    27 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

    What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

    Spoiled milk.

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