What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is so simple even you should get it. It's a play on words, see? Instead of saying "back to the grind" which means going back to work, the orange says "back to the rind" because it's an orange and oranges have rinds. Get it? Probably not, considering your brain is smoother than a peeled grape.