Go jokes
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Go to community, I'm bored.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?