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Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.

This is a classic.

Why did the Dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

What did an orange say the day before going to work?

"Back to the rind!"

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

Where did the mouse go?

To the mouse-um!

Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?

A: No steam.

I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.

My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.

Where do fruits go on vacation?

"Pear-is!"