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Job

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

Doctor

My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.

My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!

Forehead

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

Wife

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

Girl

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

Memes

Go memes

Orphan

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Orphan

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.

Dog

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

Giraffe

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.

Dog

This is a classic.

Why did the Dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!

Brain

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

Straight

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.