What’s the twin towers favored foot ball team
: New York Jets
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
What time when the terrorist get to new york city? 9:11am
Why were the twin towers afraid of the New York jets
Because they are afraid of the jet
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky but I lived. Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
