What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why were the twin towers afraid of the New York jets
Because they are afraid of the jet
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky but I lived. Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
