New York jokes
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."